Into the mind of Mr Paul James

Happy Birthday blog!

2008-01-03T11:46:00.000Z

Well I just realised, this blogs been going for two years. I saying going, it's been a bit on / off really, but ahwell.

I suppose something that should be blogged about is new years resolutions, so here's mine.

Make more effort to find a girlfriend. I'm getting a bit sick of being aloneeee.
Haves lots of sex (yes you heard me)
Get drunk more
Save some cash
Go on holiday (possibly combine with points 2 & 3?)
Join a gym

I know for most people, that those are really just a regular occurance, but what ever. Some people find it harder than others.

For a change I'm going to post about everything that's running through my head on here. For a start I don't have the time anymore, and secondly I don't want to risk my feelings that much anymore. But don't worry you can still expect the odd rant etc.

So how was everyone's Christmas / New Year? Mine was OK. Christmas was kinda boring, spent with just the parents. Although my Sis did pop round with Jon in the morning. I worked Christmas day and Boxing day so not much of interest there.

New years eve was a bit more fun. Went down the pub for a quick drink with the regulars then went to a small gathering of people for the new years event. Hosted by someone I haven't seen in around 8 years, so was nice to catch up.

That leads me up to now, I've been feeling a bit down recently, bit lonely, and shit. Well just read my last post for a small idea. But there's a few things comming around the bend, so lets see what they bring.

Happy New Year everyone! Make this one count.

No I'm going onto lunch in 5 mins, so I better go.

Hey

2008-01-02T17:23:00.000Z

Well hey everyone, I know haven't posted in a while, so whoever comes here expecting an update, forgive me.

Just got something on my mind at the moment, and well it's getting me down. I hope this might ease it.. Make me feel a bit better.

This is people taking other people for granted. I have alot of friends who have bfs / gfs who love them and care about them, yet they complain. Very few of my friends actually don't. It does my head in. Do they not realise how lucky they are to have someone who actually feels that way about them, or to have someone to feel the same about. Are people so fucking stupid they dont see what they have?

I'd give anything to have someone who loved and cared about me, someone who treated me half as well as my mates gfs/bfs treat them. Yet I get stuck listening to them complaining about how they've said this one little thing, or spoken to the wrong person, or gone out with their friends... It's stupid. If someone's reading this and you have someone you care about then please VALUE them, treat them like the amazing person they are. Don't shit all over them the first chance you get.

Anyways... Don't really feel better, but hopefully that will maybe help some people.

Promise to update this again soon

Bye all x

Quite drunk...

2007-08-26T02:50:00.000Z

Evenin' all! As you can probably tell from the title, I'm quite drunk. The fact I managed to spell my Password correctly is nothing short of a miracle!

Louis 19th was pretty damn good! Expect lots of pictures on Facebook. My head hurts... and I've lost my voice. And I feel sick.. But all was worth it.

Anyways just thought I'd post this, not that any one cares haha.

TOOODLES!!!!!!!

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Hmm..

2007-07-03T07:18:00.000Z

Been having a few on / off days recently. Can't work out why. Maybe it's just tiredness, but been feeling a bit down.

It's weird, I have nothing to be down about, but still feeling gutted... Bah.

Anyways not much to report on really, just felt like an update. I'm at work at the moment, with near nothing to do. Well not that I can do at the moment anyway.

Bought some new gear after getting payed on Thursday, but that's for another post when I can be arsed to write more.

Guess I should go back to work, later peeperooos.

P.S. I have a new nick name, thanks to the gracious Ellie, I'm now known as Pee Pee... I hope it's short for Pauly Poos (which she called me for a while) and that she's not just being abusive lol.

Comedians AHOY!

2007-06-19T05:41:00.000Z

Dareus mate, you're a total legend.

You see not only had Dareus so far, managed to procure a ticket for Jimmy Carr in Croydon (see a few posts ago) and Ricky Gervais, but he's also grabbed tickets for both Jimmy Carr's new tour AND Bill Bailey.

Simply the work of a legend... I salute you sir!

Now back to work I guess, need to wake up. God so sleepy. Damn the sexy Xbox live people from keeping me sleeping!

Anyways laters ya'll

Some funny random stuff!

2007-06-18T18:27:00.000Z

Now it's been ages since I've posted any funny stuff, youtube videos, songs, pictures etc.. So I thought why not! Especially when I've come across some real classics recently.

Bit o' the family guy..

Ok that's enough for now I thinks, I gotta get ready to go to the gym!!!

Good morning...

2007-06-18T05:37:00.000Z

Well at least it is for those of you awake at this time, I'm guessing that's not many. Lucky bastards getting to sleep. Grrrr...

Anyways, I'm at work, I know I'm a naughty person for writing blogs at work, but to hell with it. I have nothing to do anyway, and I'm waiting for my cheese and ham toastie to be ready.

This last week I've been in a mood like no other! I've been feeling really good about myself, and fuck anyone who thinks I shouldn't be! I mean everyone's had a better attitude towards me, my parents have noticed it, my friends have noticed and even people on Live noticed! Attitudes have changed towards me and I love it, so life is definitely looking up!

Friday I took the day of work, due to a trip to see Jimmy Carr in Croydon. It was bloody fantastic, of course the two twelve year olds and the guy who had a fetish for Animal porn made it all the more amusing! Ha!

Anyways I got my picture taken with the legend, apologies for the crap quality, I really must invest in a proper digital camera instead of relying on my camera phone.

Now's a good a time as any to point out I got a new hair cut. yes I'm now shorty haired! I love it to be honest, used to have it all the time when I was little, and I love the lack of maintenance for it!

Saturday I got to see my Nan and some of Mum's side of the family who I don't get to see very often, was fun! And we have yummeh scones with cream and jam. Lush! In the evening I saw the 'Chards the play. Was immense, I highly suggest everyone see it! Plus, you know, catholic school girls ^^

Sunday I chilled, much as God did. (not that I believe in god!) and that leads us to now..

Monday morning, sitting at my desk, eating a cheese and ham toastie, typing this blog. Life is goooood.

Catch you all around later!

New lease on life!

2007-06-11T22:12:00.000Z

Well... Well... Well...

Ermm where to begin on this one eh?

I've decided, on what you may call a new lease on life, and new look at life. That's right!

I know I've been all depressed and shitty recently, and it's effected more than I thought. Hell I've almost lost friendships over it.. In fact I may still have. That's why, and this is greatly to the thanks of Kate by the way, I'm gonna stop being such a gloomy bastard.

I'm gonna stop caring so much, stop worrying and enjoy life a bit more. Who gives a shit if no one's interested in me at the moment, or if I'm low on cash, or if my job sucks. There's time to change all that, I'm gonna start enjoying my life more!

So if you ever see me being depressed from this point on, give me a slap. Nice and hard...

No I don't have a weird fetish...

Anyways all I wanted to say for now, and I promise to be updating this bloody thing more often!

That is all!

(P.S after some general complaining I must also give Ellie (Eleanor heh, yes I'm childish! deal with it) so credit, as she has been saying this for several months... I just havn't been listening, probably because I've been infatuated with her lol, anyways Cheers to you aswell Ellie :) )

Please STOP ME!!

2007-06-04T06:44:00.000Z

I don't believe I just spent ANOTHER 50 quid... Bought the ultimate Matrix collection on HD DVD.. I don't even have a HD DVD player (yet)...

Someone please stop me spending money!

Well..

2007-05-22T05:29:00.000Z

Time for an update I think, seeing as it's been around 2 months since the last. Yes I know, well over due.

Not got time to write to loads at the moment, it's 6:30 and I'm just killing time until the other techs arrive at work, then I gotta start looking busy.

I've gotta admit, I've been going through a real shit time recently, worst I've probably ever been, and that's more than likely why I havn't been writing on this. Complications with friends has caused more hurt than I want to remember. Although I think everything's right now, I still have that gut feeling of crapness. Thing's just always seem to wrong for me.

Anyways I do have something to look forward to, and that's my 19th. Everyone's invited upto London for a good piss up on the 6th and 8th. That's BOTH dates people, either one or the other or both but BOTH dates I will be getting pissed, and invite you all to join me. Email me for details, the address is mrpauljames@btinternet.com. Should be fun.

Anyways I must be off, another depressing day at work, then home to do fuck all like usual. People do me a favour, if you have someone to be with, make the most of it. Don't take it for granted, it's the most wonderful thing you can have.

A pretty depressed PJ signing off..

(I'm going to correct this, I'm not hurt... I don't know if it's dissapointment or just general being upset. If a certain person is reading this, I'm really OK, and thanks for being so understanding)

I can't think of a title

2007-03-18T00:29:00.000Z

This is just gonna be one of those random rambling type blogs, done out of pure exhaustion, it's 12:30.. I wanted to spend tonight getting drunk, but alas a lack of money and nobody else doing so led to me watching a DVD. Joy.

So yeah, blog... Work's going well, got the early shift next week which means I have to get up at 4:15 in the morning. It WILL kill me, but I guess I'll get used to it.

I've been missing Ben a lot recently, you never realize how much you miss something until it's gone. I see all those people with their pets and think how lucky they are. I've been thinking about getting another dog, but it wouldn't really be practical with work. I wouldn't think of him as a replacement but rather another member of the family. Nothing could replace Ben. He'll always be in my thoughts.

I'm gonna take the 5th and 6th of April off (hopefully anyways) as the release of Guitar hero II is at that time. I can't wait for this game. If anyone wants to come round and jam some sessions then let us know.

I've recently got in contact with someone from primary school which is awesome, It's nice to reminisce. Although I have to admit, even though I recognize her, I still can't remember her. Confusion..

Had a Papa johns pizza tonight, it was nice. Although the dips are crap. So good and bad. But it was one of the best pizzas I've had in a long time. And the toffee pie cake thing i had was bloody gorgeous.

I'm also waiting for a DVD from my grandparents which has a lot of home videos from when I was little. The favorite? A Christmas from when I was 3 years old. Even though my parents tortured me by making me wear a bow tie... and then put a spider man outfit on me. I did get one of the lousiest toy guns you've ever seen though, so revenge was had.

That and many more to appear on you tube soon. Probably more for my enjoyment than anything else. There's also some of the only footage of Benson I have on there as well, so it'll be nice to share that.

God what is with me missing Benson and my crippling loneliness.. Argh.

Here's that update...

2007-03-08T23:16:00.000Z

Well maybe just part 1, it's quater past 11 at the moment, and the only reason that I'm writing this is that I just got out of the bath and as a result not really feeling that tired.

Okay where to begin. Ah yes the new job, the reason I've been struggling to stay awake all week (Ironically now it's getting late I'm not feeling that tired). I now work as an IT support analyst for Marex Financial, or Marex trading, I forget which one exactly, they're both in the same building. I work on the left hand side of the trading floor, so if anyone knows tell me lol.

It's good fun really, the guys there are real legends in their own right, and I seem to be getting on okay with everyone. It's pretty fun being on the trading floor, it's like everyone has terrets, 5 minutes doesn't go by before someone shouts out "CUNT!" or "FUCKING HELL!".. I know they've probally just lost a couple of grand, but I'm not so it's quite amusing.

The traveling's a real pain though, about 1:40 hours EACH way.. Which means that when I have to get there for 6:30 I have to be out of bed by 4am. Ahwell just get used to it I suppose.

What else.. Ah yes, thanks to the magic of facebook I've come back into contact with someone from my primary school. Yay, I missed alot of people. Sadly I can't remember exactly who this person is, I recognise her, but can't pin point. Just shows how bad my memory is I guess. Sadly I've also come into contact with some of the more arseholic (yes I just made that word up, although no spelling error :S) people. Ahwell, win some and loose some I guess.

Right it's beddy bye time, gotta get up in the morn.

Before I leave one quick shout to Lanie, don't let the shit get ya down, you don't derserve to feel crap.

Right laters ya'll

Time flies...

2007-03-07T23:50:00.000Z

.. and then you realize you haven't blogged in an age!

Ok it's 23:50 and I have to be up at 6:30 tomorrow, so this won't be a full post.

Just going to say for the sake of anyone who does actually still read this (I think they all wondered away bored) that I'm still alive, just not got much free time at the moment.

If I can find the time I'll post a full update tomorrow or Friday, but more likely it'll be on the weekend, when I don't have work. YAY.

Which does remind me, I must get drunk...

Toodle Pipski (Red dwarf roxs)

Mr PJ - The Working Man (again)

2007-02-15T13:54:00.000Z

Quick post,

I just got the job at Marex Financial, I'm ecstatic!

OMG! YAY!!!!

Just a quickie

2007-01-29T23:53:00.000Z

Heh quickie... Giggedy.

Just got back from pub with Louis, Rich (chard), Steve Suri, Sarah and Gaz... Great time. Cheers guys fro distracting me while my 360 is away. I'll catch up with everyone when i get back. Miss you all....

Right off to bed, I got work in teh morn! lol

Byeeeees

(yes i'm a wii (yay wii) bit drunk.. only a wii bit. If my spelling was bad then I'd be really drunk. But it's not (as far as I can tell in this state) which means I'm a wii bit sober, yet sleepy.

right the real laters, I'm gonna watch some scrubs.

A short, but info filled blog.

2007-01-28T21:58:00.000Z

Ok I wana watch dawn of the dead, which is on in 1 minute. Thought I'd have time but guess not. Anyways, this blog will be short, yet sweet. To speed things up I'm going to post in bullet form.

- My job contract finishes 9th December, I've had to ask for an extension, praying I get it. If anyone wants to give me work, then contact me. Cheers. In the mean time I'll keep looking.

- My 360 died AGAIN. Yes dissapointment, and much boredom has been generated by this disasterious event.

- Against my better judgement I've ordered Lost Planet (even with no 360? meh).

- Not sure if I've posted this before, but apart from a small table and a fridge, my room is as good as complete. Lovely. Just missing a 360. :/

- Played the crackdown demo (used my sis's boyfriends 360, yay). I fricking love it, won't be one of those people buying it JUST for halo3. That's just a bonus :)

- I'm not doing too well with the new years resolutions. Havn't got wasted, gone out much or had any sex since writing it. Mass dissapointment. If anyone wants to help let me know. All are welcome for the first 2, just the ladies for the last. I'm not a gay.

- I've been missing Ben recently, sucks him not being about. Do me a favour everyone, apprectiate your loved ones while you can, you'll miss them when they've gone.

Right Films on, can't believe I got all that written up in such a short amount of time.

A more detailed blog, with pictures and maybe even a video comming up. Aren't you excited?!

toodle pipski.

P.S I've been developing an unusual addiction to Quagmire from Family Guy, randomly muttering various versions of Giggity, or Giggidy, depending on how you like spell it. can't for the life of me work out why...

Happy New Years!

2007-01-01T16:46:00.000Z

Well it's the 1st January 2007. Winter-een-mas will soon be upon us, sadly I have no plans as of yet for the great occasion.

As most know, my new years plans of going down London went to pot. Mainly due to people pulling and bad weather, ah well maybe next year. Didn't have the money to go down the pub (£6 just to get in, never mind drinks) so I ended up starting a new game of insane Gears of War on Co-op with my new live bud Ellie. Got pretty far aswell..

My new room's really comming along, carpet's being layed tomorrow, which means I can start building all those flatpacks. I may even be able to finally get my new TV out of the box! Yay =D

Another new revelation I've discovered, Facebook. Great idea, so much better than myspace. It's simpler and allows you to do so much more. In a similar point, trying to organise an Ikea Breakfast meeting tomorrow. So all members of Team Ikea Breakfast get back to me. As many know the rules are that you can't go without one of the two captains (or both?). I'll post it on the facebook page.

Right now I'm going to continue watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I love this film.

It's all going a bit tits up :(

2006-12-31T16:35:00.000Z

New years eve plans.. They're all going wrong. Can't get a hold of Tony and Bill, who we're ment to be meeting in London.

Abby isn't sure because she doesn't want to get her hair wet :/

And I can't even get a hold of Dareus.

Meh maybe just call it off this year and spend a quiet night in playing xbox live and getting drunk.

What infuriates me the most? PEOPLE NOT ANSWERING THEIR PHONES!!!!

God...

Naughty Naughty

2006-12-30T01:18:00.001Z

This is a rather pervy, yet amusing video from Resident Evil 4. Classy game...

Pictures of Ben

2006-12-20T02:38:00.000Z

It's late, but I just want to stick these up before I go to bed. If you'll set your mind back I wrote that I'd post some pictures up of Ben. Well I managed to get them transfered so here they are. There's not much, but it's all I have.

Right that's all that was important. I really just wanted to get them up, then I know where I atleast have copies.

Night night.

Surprised I can remember

2006-12-19T22:07:00.000Z

I'm now going to tell a rather embarising yet amusing story of what happened on Saturday night. Now all the people who were there, you need not worry about reading as you obviously know what happened. I know harsh things happened, but it's important to be able to laugh at yourself.

Right so basically Andrew Smyth had this "little" party going on. And well I never pass up a chance to get totally shitfaced. Right so I set out with Louis, and long story short, I arrived with a 12 pack of Strongbow. I drink cider because, and don't hit me, I can't STAND the taste of beer. Doesn't matter what beer it is, it all tastes like piss to me. So I had a few cans and more people arrived, all starts to kick off a bit. I've had about 5 cans, fair to say I was a good deal tipsy (That's my personal recollection of the time, most people would probally say I was pissed out my head). I think I started downing some of Rich's Vodka. Now I know not to mix drinks, especially when one of them's Vodka. . . But well you know, you do it anyways. I don't remember much afterwards. I remember, and it gets a bit nasty here, starting to throw up, and andrew leading me outside before I did so. Which was fair enough, but he could have given me my jacket! Anyways I'm sitting outside, throwing up and shivering. I don't remember much until my dad arrived on the scene. Aparently I feel asleep. I assume it was during this time that someone decided to put mayonaise or salad cream in my hair. I was too pissed at the time to even realise what was going on, just that the back of my head was cold.

Anyways as I said my dad arrived after Andrew calling him, which I'm most greatfull for. Basically I feel asleep again, and aparently kept falling asleep while my mum was trying to wash out whatever crap was in my hair. Was a bit of a mess.

What I'm most greatful for is I didn't get a bolloxing of my parents. The next day my dad said he got upto alot worse, and that it's what he expects me to do. Wicked.

Anyways most would wonder why I'd write that down on this blog, and I'll be honnest. I have a CRAP memory. I mean really poor. So this way I'll be able to look back and just laugh on it. Much in the same way I'm grinning at the moment.

On another note (And while I'm writing this entry) the decorating has begun. I started painting the room today in a nice blue. Not too light, not too dark. It looks very nice. Me and my dad have been discussing the furnature, and I'm going to have basically a massive media centre on the back wall. . . It's going to be amazing. I'll post a picture when it's finished :)

Also, if I don't write another entry before hand, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Now fuck off.

The Redesign

2006-12-15T21:49:00.000Z

Ok, to match with the new Blogger Beta I've signed up to, the whole blog has had a bit of a redesign. I have to admit, they've made the whole thing alot easier, it's now a doddle to add the links to the right hand side of the page. No more messing with HTML code for me!

On another note, my sister's finally moving out. Which is awsome for me as I get her old room. She's moving out properly (at the moment she's just redecorating) on Saturday. So I get to start the redecorating on Sunday. Woo. Means I'll have room for my 40" Samsung TV I'll hopefully be getting just after new year. Also means lots of nice new furnature :)

I've got 2 bladdy weeks of work aswell, which is awsome. No having to get up early, and I have all the time for Zelda in the world. Sadly though the cost of the Wii and presents means I have about a tenner left to last till the 27th. . . Not great. May have to dip into those savings.

About the Wii, what an amazing bit of kit. It's just so much fun. I've clocked up over 12 hours on it, and hardly feel like I've made a dent, although I think I'm about a third, maybe half way through it. Wii Sports is great, as is all the retro games up for download. Just loving it!

Well that's about it for now, I'll leave you with a picture of my (soon to be) new TV. Yes I love it that much I'm posting a picture. EVERYONE BE JELOUS!!!

Oh and this blogger beta is just quality, makes life so much easier! Yay!

A look at the weeks to come.

2006-12-03T13:42:00.000Z

Well it's December. The most festive month of the year. It's Christmas!

Well nearly, but this month holds more instore for Mr Paul James than just Christmas, oh yes...

First of all, I recieved Viva Pinata on Friday, what an amazing game that is. Yes it's a bit "poofy" but you forget all about that when you get into it. It's just soo much fun. With most 360 games, I find my self playing just to get achievements, VP isn't like that. I play because I want to see what Pinata's will visit my garden, who's going to eat who, and for that sweet, sweet Pinata porn. A great game, I suggest everyone to buy it to atleast try it. Rare should really release a demo, as you don't realise just how good it is until you play it.

In just 5 short day I shall be paying and taking home my Wii. I can't wait, 8th December. I've pre-ordered the console, Zelda:TP, Redsteel and Wii Play. Gone be amazing good fun, and I can't wait. Plus it's backwards compatable with the gamecube, and as I didn't own a gamecube means I'm going to catch up on some legendary games (resident evil 4 anyone?).

Then on the 10th I'll be traveling to London with D, Louis, Schlonghurst and many others to see the legend Jimmy Carr Live.

Then on the 14th I'm going to a LAN party to play some hardcore PC games. I'm going to get pwned more than likely, been a while since I've played much PC... But I'm sure it'll all come back to me.

Then on the 25th it's Christmas, obviously.

There's also a reunion for everyone at the school where I left. Thing is i'll be working there at the exact time... Awquard... Ah well suppose I should make an apearance.

Lot's happening.

I'll update when I get my Wii, can't wait!

So who exactly visits MrPaulJames.blogspot.com anyways eh?

2006-11-12T16:31:00.000Z

Well obviously you do, but I thought I'd share the wider base of my readers. Turns out people not all over the UK, but the WORLD read my blog. Kinda scary really. I've got a few images to use as examples.

This is the vistors from the UK:

As you can see, mainly people from the south and midlands visit. Plus someone from the Isle of man, I can't work out who it is.. If you're reading this, why not comment!

This is a more of a world view map:

Still mainly UK, but I also have two visitors from the USA, one from Canada, and one from Germany..

While I'm doing this I may aswell have a chart for the people who view my blog the most, and therefor need to find something better to do with their time. (For this purpose I'm cutting myself out of this, however I still would have only been 2nd) I will assume these are the right people, as I have limited information, but enough to post who I think they are.. If that made any sense.

Time to name and shame =D

In 3rd position - With a total of 8 recent visits...

Is the Chard.. or Richard.

In 2nd position - With a total of 13 (unlucky for some) recent visits...

Steve!

And in 1st position, with a whopping 24 recent visits, and clearly needs to find something to fill her free time, it's...

Vixen VS (Cait).

The prizes of insults and nothingness will be winging their way to you shortly.

Before I finish off this wierd yet I think delightful post, I just want to say one thing. COMMENT MORE. I get loadsa visits, but no one wants to declare they've been here by commenting. I got to admit I can't blame you but still. It becomes a better blog when the readers contribute!

Right that's enough for now. Keep reading, and for some of you.. maybe read a little less. Go outside, get some air.

Laters ya'll

The Playstation 3

2006-11-04T20:23:00.000Z

Well today I got the rare chance to try the PS3, I went with D to the Best of Stuff and What Hi-Fi expo in London. Good times. Here's a rundown of the games I got to play, and my opinion. I know I'm a massive Microsoft fanboy, and I hate Sony, but I'll try to be as Unbiased as possible.

Resistance: Fall of man -

I've looked at this game previously with videos and trailers, however the excitement in those trailers seems to be lost in game. The gameplay wasn't extremly compelling, however the controls seemed to be all there. Action always seems to stop, then go.. Instead of just constant mad action. Reminds me alot of Call of Duty 2, but not quite as good... With the graphics once again, reminds me of Call of Duty 2, but a bit nicer. The smoke effects are really swish, but the textures on the guns and the characters let the game down abit. The game it's self is rock hard, wether this is adjustable, or I just started on a high level I don't know. Overall impression is that it's slightly underwhelming, but not bad. More time with it would have been nice, but I didn't get ages to get to grips with it.

Lair -

The most interesting game of the three. This game utilizes the new control scheme Sont robbed from Nintendo (Only dig I promise). The tilt sensors are used to control the Dragon completly, completly as in you CAN'T use the thumbsticks if you don't like the tilt controls. I was told that the version of the game was an early build, this may explain the difficulty in the controls. It seemed unresponsive, or overly responsive, one or the other. Graphics where really good, there was a large amount of characters on screen, and the animations of the dragons seem spot on. There was a good draw distance, and the water and other scenery looked sweet. Combat was far too scripted for my liking, especially air to air close combat. You simply smash buttons to kill the other dragon, no real skill is needed. Overall not a bad game, looked really good, but the gameplay let it down a bit.

MotorStorm -

This was the most fun game of the day. Looked pretty nice, and played well aswell. My only gripe is that the frame rate isn't that rock solid. Heavy action can cause the game to slow. Apart from that it was really good. Worked similar to an off road version of Burnout, in that when you crash, the game slows down to show the damage, then resets you on the track. One thing that did strike me was how easy it was to flip over, I managed to flip about 7 times when I just started again after a big crash. So the physics aren't spot on, but still a good game.

I did record some videos on my phone, however this came out rather poorly, so instead I'll just leave it to your imaginations. There's plenty of videos available else where online if you want to see some moving action.

That was my 2 cents on the PS3.

Game on!

2006-10-27T17:40:00.000Z

Well this week's been a busy bugger, I can tell ya.

But this blog is about the great trip to Game on, and after my first visit to Uni (shall be followed by many more :D). Game on is an event going on at the London Science museum, which basically is a big room full of playable games, there's all sorts. Mario kart, Halo2, Guitar hero and even the origional version of the first video game ever made, Space Wars.

I went up with D, and it was a great laugh. Guitar Hero has captured my heart, now I can't decide wether to go out and get a PS2 with it, or be patient and wait for the 360 version... Just have to wait I guess. Surprisingly the game of the day had to be Space War, it was great. Even though I lost all 3 games, all by the same score funny enough, 6-10.

So was a fun day. I got speaking to one of the blokes who work there and aparently they're going to get a few PS3s in soon aswell. I'm not going to buy one, but I certainly wouldn't mind a little hands on time. As I know many others wouldn't aswell, so just spreading the info there. If anyone's up for going the same day and meeting up, let us know.

After that, we moved to Uni, after a quick change of clothing, we hit the bar. Then the nightclub. I got a bit pissed, so my memory's weak, I just remember the fun had dancing with this girl to Greese Lightning. Which is my next point, the best thing.. Was meeting new people. Everyone there was well alrite, and great people. So hopefully run into all of them next time.

Right that's about the lot really. If I can remember anymore, I'll stick it on up.

Some funny videos

2006-10-22T22:52:00.000Z

I've been feeling a bit rubish lately, but you tube has helped with some class funny videos. Here's what I've been enjoying, if you're feeling down, give them a gander!

Family Guy Farting -

Lee Evans

Red Dwarf

John West TV advert

Pool Trick shots (not really funny, but bloody good)

Right that's it. Byeeeeeee.

Goodbye to my best mate, I'll never forget you...

2006-10-14T18:17:00.000Z

Normally I don't post the real personal stuff on here, you know there's a limit to the amount of privacy you're willing to give up when writing something like this that's open to the whole public. But I wan't to put this down, I'm not writing this to gain public sympathy, or any kind of crap like that, I just want to put it down so that I can look back. It's a big moment in my life, one I really wish didn't happen, but sadly it did.

As most of you know Benson is my dog, well our family dog. On Thursday 12th September, he was put down in the evening. We don't know the exact reason why, he had been unwell and weak for sometime. Blood tests revealed nothing specific, so sadly it was just old age getting the better of him.

I'm now dedicating this entire blog to Ben, he was my best friend, and I doubt I'll ever have another friend, pet, whatever like him. One of a kind. He'll be greatly missed by everyone who knew him or even met him.

A rather upset PJ signing off..

The weekend's great

2006-09-30T12:22:00.001Z

Well it's Saturday, I got no work and nothing to do. I'm bored yes, but it's not all bad.

I got my first ever pay slip last week, not sure if I've mentioned this but I got charged wayyy to much in tax, damn emergency tax. But all should be well next month when I get it back :)

I've been on a bit of a crazy spending spree. I've bought:

- Family Guy Season 4
- Red Dwarf Seasons 1-4
- American Dad Season 1
- Condmned
- Amped 3
- City of Heroes & City of Vilains
- XBOX 360 quick charge kit

God I love money!

I've managed to stick a bit by for when I got to visit Chris and Kareena aswell, which is less than a month away! The plane tickets are here, and I got money put by.. I need to go out and get some new gear though, as I don't have much to wear now days. Oh and I'm also going to get to meet the Lewmaster for the first time aswell (He's Chris' younger brother). So bring on the half term is what I say!

Work's going well, glad the people I work with are mostly ok, we all seem to get on. Which makes life alot better.

new webcam's out next week, I'm not sure if I'm going to get one straight off, and I don't have a mass amount of use for it. Not been playing a massive amount of online play with people, most people I used to play with regularly don't seem to be playing much.

Well that's about it I guess, going to try and get Unit 4 of my course done, I've been putting it of for weeks. But first, some bacon and eggs, I'm starving.

Take care,

PJ

Long Live PJ's Pooch!

2006-09-25T21:44:00.000Z

It's been a bit of a scary few days for me with my dog. Those of you who know me, know I love my dog to bits. It'll sound sad but he is my best mate. Always there for me when I need him to be, always ready to listen, never argues. Well he's been a bit unwell recently, however when something becomes unwell at the ripe old age of 15 you tend to think the worst.

With him being 15 years old, that makes him roughly 105 in human years, quite a respectable age. Sure he's going deaf, and a bit senile, but he's still going strong.

Anyways it was a relief today to find out that he's going to be ok. Went down the vet at it's just an inflamed pancreas or something along those lines. He had a quick injection and some pills to take to help with his arthritus.

So here's to Ben. Best pooch in the world! *raises imaginary glass*

Not much else has been happing. More complicated relationship happenings with friends. However I don't even want to start saying anything before I find out exactly what the position is. I'm a little confused at the moment. Apart from that life is pretty good.

I'm enjoying work, get payed on Wednesday, woo! Got my plane tickets for when I go to visit some friends during half term, I really can't wait. Not only am I going to some some that I've met before but also someone I havn't, simply it's going to be great! Few games lined up for purchasing, and I'm also researching my home cinema system for when my sister moves out and I get her room (She's found a flat and should be out middle of November!).

Well that's about it... Hmm I havn't had a video for quite a while now, so let me see what I can dig up...

Here's one that always cheers me up, love this dancing joker

Fat boy slim - Weapon Of Choice

Oh by the way, I do like the new YouTube design :)

More work for the PJ?

2006-09-18T19:06:00.000Z

I'm sitting here pondering over my Shepards Pie.. Which I'm really to full up to eat (I'll explain in a bit) and my mum says do you want to make a bit of extra money. Now this means two things. More work, but more money. Something of a compromise, and one I'm willing to make.

Turns out BHS is hiring for over Christmas, and as my mum already works there (and has does previously for many years) I'm a shoe-in to get any job available. Thing is do I want to work those extra hours ontop of what I'm already doing? Aswell as working with my mum. Be a bit wierd. I've said yes. Simply cause Christmas always drains the funds, does it not?

Oh and that shepards pie. Well it was sitting in the oven earlier, mum made it before going out to work. I didn't realise this however, so made myself a nice microwave spag bol. Shame cause this shepards pie looks and tastes pretty nice.

I finally recieved CoD2 on Saturday. I may or may not have mentioned this before, but they actually sent me the game of the year version instead. Which is great as it comes with the one of the map packs which usually cost about 500MP.. Guess that's worth about £3/4. Not too shabby.

Still working on unlocking that devious infinite mode on Dead Rising. Not easy but should be able to finish it off tonight. Looking forward to complete freedom. :)

First pay day in just over a week. So lads expect more nights out getting pissed... Oh yeah guess I can come play football aswell. :P

That is all.

Ups and Downs..

2006-09-15T17:55:00.000Z

Firstly, I must apologise, this update is well overdue. But to say the least I've been busy. Yes that rights, I havn't just been sitting on my arse doing nothing all day per normal. Surprised? I'm not surprised you're surprised.

Right first thing's first I guess. I started work, now as you can probally guess this is taking up the majority of my time. Hours are 8:15 till 16:00 (yes I'm using military time, it stops stupid jokes like "OMG u work till 4 in the mornin!! HAHA!!" etc) and to be honnest, I'm pretty comfortable with those hours. Get a nice rest in the evening, and weekends off. Oh wait I havn't actually said where I'm working, and incase I havn't in a previous post it's my old school, Langley Parks school for boys. Yes I know it's wierd.. Working in your old school. Yes I call the teachers by their first names now, and yes it's wierd. Yes I get to go into the staff room, and yes that's wierd. Yes you see that teachers are actually real people and not just drones of evilness, that's VERY wierd. So I'm a trainee IT technician, which actually means I get to carry heavy crap all over the school to different rooms, and then carry the broken stuff back. Fun. Actually to be fair, I'm learning alot, and I am fixing computers. Alot of the time I don't know how, but I'm picking it up. It's quite relaxed and the people I work with are great. Not bitchy atall (ashame I can't say the same for some teachers hehe). So yeah work's going well. Payday is on the 27th, so obviously I can't wait for that. Got some great plans for that money, including a little holiday to see some friends. Can't wait.

But as the title suggests it's not all good. I recently had an argument with someone I have mentioned a fair bit in this blog over the time, Vix. Sadly she's decided that 10 months of friendship can be ended in a 20 minute conversation. So that's the end of that, but fortunatly there's plenty more people to be making mates with. I just wanted to mention that as I no longer wish to be invited on live to any games which she's playing in.

What else... Hmmm..

Oh yeah. DEAD RISING. What an amazing game, I mean seriously great. Remember I said I've been busy, not sitting my arse. Well I lied! I've been playing this game for the week it's been out now, and it's great. Played through the story mode once, without actually doing any of the story (just getting the Zombie Genocide achievement). Working through it again now to get the PP stickers and clothes and food, and anything else that won't take up too much time. Fun as hell and I got a feeling it will keep me going for quite a while.

On more gaming news, the Nintendo Wii launch date and launch price for the UK was announced today. £179, 8th December. Write it down people, it's important, if anyone DOESN'T buy this system, I shall smout thee, the same as I will smout those who buy a PS3. Yes I hate Sony, but I have good reason, and if I get the time I will explain in a long drawn out post. Anyways I'm loosing the point. Get a Wii! My opinion on the price, purhaps a little pricey, considering you can get an XBOX 360 for £210. However I just have to get this system, even if it's just to play Super Mario Brothers again via the emulator software.

Oh before I go, I know alot of people I know are going to University soon. So if you're going and I don't have any contact information then please give me an e-mail or mobile number. I don't want to loose touch with people like I did in primary school. That sucked, too put it simply.

Right that's about it for now. I'm going to browse the web, have some food and mow down some zombies.

PJ

DEAD RISING!!!!!

2006-09-07T17:05:00.000Z

WOOO

DEAD RISING STREET DATE BROKEN!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!

LEAVING FOR CROYDON NOW!!!

LIMITED EDITION PUT BY!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!

GO GET IT NOW!!!

Mr Paul James - The Working Dude..

2006-09-03T15:38:00.000Z

Well tomorrow I start my first day at work. Not just that place of work, but first ever proper job. Safe to say I'm a wee bit nervous... Well shitting myself.

But it should all be OK right? I mean people don't get fired on their first day. I should have a amount of leniency about my performace, right?

Ah well what ever happens, it's certainly going to be a new experience. Thing I'm least looking forward to? Got to be getting up at 7am to walk. Thing I'm most looking forward to? Lunch.

I suppose the strangest thing is that I'm working at the school I spent the last 7 years of my life being educated at. I'm now allowed in the staff room, but yet I don't really want to because I know some smart arse teacher is going to ask me what I'm doing in there.

Well I'll report back when I get home tomorrow, if I have the energy that is.

Untill tomorrow I'm going to go back to what I enjoy. Killing pimps and stealing hoes.

Back and better than ever!

2006-08-27T16:18:00.000Z

The blog's finally sorted out it, and I think it's looking better than ever. Can't think of a better place to bitch about my life. Don't know what happened to the last version, the code just went a bit wierd.

I want to say that the last post was a bit.. well silly. Feeling much better now, a person with more pride might delete the last post to prevent people who havn't already seen it from seeing it. However I this is keeping track of my life (yes my life is that boring), and so I don't want to miss any part when I might want to look back.

Last night was alot of fun. Couple of hours down the pub, moving onto Gary's place to watch some South Park. He's cat shat on the toilet floor, which was kinda ironic. Must have crap aim. A big Happy Birthday to Louis who's celebration it was. He turned 18. I disspointingly didn't get wasted.. Even after about 4 bottles of Magners. Getting drunk is just getting more and more expensive.

Bought Ninety Nine Nights on Friday, gotta say I'm a little dissapointed buy it, the game just doesn't feel as much fun as the demo did. Still quite playable though, just really repetitive. So I'm going to work through that to get as much gamerscore wise as I can before Friday, when I'll be taking it back to game to get Saints Row. Then the week after Dead Rising. I'll be keeping Dead Rising, and anyone who doesn't buy that game deserves some pretty harsh punishment.

Other than all that not much else is happening, start work in a weeks time, kinda excited and a little nervous... But should be pretty good. Now The Simpsons has just started on channel 4, so laters and everyone take it easy.

Feeling a bit shitty...

2006-08-23T21:33:00.000Z

I don't know what's wrong with me, but once again I feel shit. Not illness wise, just emotionally shit.

I've been pondering what it is, and I don't have a clue.. Should be feeling good. Got a job lined up, going to Exeter for Chris' Birthday bash (hopefully) and I get to meet Chris, Kareena, Cait, Aiden again and Jade and Dan for kinda the first time and got Louis birthday bash on Saturday at the pub.

But still I feel like shit. Life is shit...

Fuck it.

I'm only writing this the hope that maybe venting it will make me feel better. I don't want sympaty, just to try and get this feeling out of my system. Sorry to bring anyone else down, but I don't know how else to do it.

I think it may be the sheer boredom is pissing me off.. but it feel likes more. I think not knowing is pissing me off aswell lol. What a shitty cycle.

Change of look

2006-08-22T16:49:00.000Z

Had to change my template as the code got messed up. I'll sort out all the links and stuff soon.

Why worry?

2006-08-22T14:17:00.000Z

I've been thinking recently si there a point in worrying about anything / anyone. I've been worried about some friends recently... And after trying to get a hold of them I get nothing in return. It's not that not getting anything in return that bothers me, it's that I still worry about them. I like to think that people can talk to me, trust me. But I guess not. AH well, just a message to all my mates, keep in touch, wether you be online or real life.

On a brighter note, the Team Ikea Breakfast is going strong. Today there was an especialy large team, sadly missing a regular, Dareus, as he's on holiday. Many good things about going to Ikea for breakfast. The 95p full fry up, the 50p unlimited drimk refils, the Travelator and the free pencils. However the best thing of the trip is ammusing over the signs they hang up. The Supervised play area... a sign of a young boy playing with a truck.. which looks suspiciously like a Peado snatching a child from a pram. Or the baby changing sign.. well I won't say what that looks like, let's just say it's funny as hell. Gotta make the most of these before most people go of to university.

What else is there? A level results came through. Got 3 Cs, which I'm quite happy with. Got my hair cut, which you can see in picture. Start work in around 2 weeks, and I'm quite looking forward it aswell.

That's about it, sorry it's been a while since the last update, not been bust, just havn't been bothered...

Oh before I go, a big congrats to a certain friend of mine. Not going to mention names, but they should know who they are :)

Well I've sold out

2006-07-21T22:09:00.000Z

Yupp, as you can probably see there are now ads on my site. Sadly I'm low on cash and really need any pennies to help, so I signed up for google ad sense. I'm still waiting for their acceptance thing. But until then I'll leave these invalid links up.

Back to the blogging business...

What is with all this heat? I mean I like a sunny day as much as the next person, but it's getting ridiculous, I mean it's 11:08 and I'm just sweltering...

Today has been mildly active. This morning went to Ikea with Chris, Louis and D to get a 95p breakfast. Was pretty nice as well. After that we went for a wee walk around the shops in Purley Way. I decided to buy myself a Venus Fly trap in B&Q. I've called him Bruce, and he sits on my window sill.. Hasn't caught any flies yet, although he does look a little dead. I think I'll leave him a few days to purk up.

Then we went into Croydon where I got 4 XBOX 1 games, something to play during this massive games drought. I've tried them all, and they're pretty good. Very pleased with Black and The Punisher. I'm not sure that the back compat emulation is totally up to scratch on Max Payne 2 though. Oh and I got Freedom Fighters, and I was told on the phone it's on the backwards compat list, however when I got home found it's not. Shall be changing that for something else tomorrow. Gives me something to do I guess.

I'm still waiting for work to start... September 4th. Big day for me. First ever job. *Gulp*. Should be ok though, I mean I know my "boss" quite well, and the pays pretty good as well.

I'm yet to get started on that course LOL. I know I shouldn't laugh, I will start it soon, it's just been too hot to be wanting to do anything at all recently.

Getting a little bit worried about Ben (my dog) as well, he's coming up to being 15 (I think) and this heat isn't doing him any good. He's being more lazy than usual, I'm sure he'll be ok. Just, well he seems to just be getting more and more tired. Mind you what can I expect he's 105 in human years!

Ermm what have I missed... Oh yeah.

Well as some of you know my family have been planning on selling our house, well sadly some bastard property developers have managed to buy a couple of properties that have back gardens that back onto ours. Well now they have put in for planning permission to build 6 new houses, on a plot of land where only 2 houses were before. Obviously this means it's going to be practically impossible to sell the house now, as not many people will be interested in having a building site / something they don't even know next door. My has a plan to try and stop them, but to be honest it doesn't stand a great chance, but he's trying. Least we can do is try and keep some of the privacy for our back garden. So it looks like we may be selling the flat and then renting our current house instead, and moving to a new place. So all is not lost.

Anyways my fingers are getting tired / cramped so I'm gonna sign off for now, I don't have a video at the moment, urmmm... Oh wait I know what I can show you :

Here's a game I'm looking forward to, Dead Rising. (It's not the exact video I want, there's a new video showing the intro to the game, but it's the trailer, so good enough)

By the way, looks better in HD.. The way 360 games are meant to be played :D

Right, that's it..

Trunk Monkey

2006-07-13T13:40:00.000Z

Ah what's better than a helping hand from a monkey?

I believe that's all the Trunk Monkey Ads, however if someone finds some more please let me know :)

On another quick note, can I direct people to have a quick look at weareversus.

That is all.

Well that was an exhausting weekend

2006-07-10T09:16:00.000Z

Well where do I start....

Well Saturday was pretty boring to be honnest. During the day atleast. Met up with Dareus around 5 and got a life from Troy to go into Bromley. Me and D grabbed some Nandos (which was bloody nice) while Troy met up with Steven, and then returned to Bromley in time to grab some food quickly and then return to take us to Ash's and Gary's party. Well that was the plan anyways, it seemed Steven wanted to watch doctor Who. So instead of comming back to Bromley, Troy hung around at home and had something to eat. Then when Doctor Who was finished picked up Steven and brought him up to Bromley.

While me and D were waiting for the table I made a quick bet in Ladbrokes, that France would win the world cup 2-0. Well I don't need to tell you that it was a waste of a fiver. Ahwell more of that laters.

Anyways we carried onto the party, and it turned out to be a fairly eventful night. Not that I can remember a massive amount. Played a bit of (american) football.. well kinda, mainly just passed the ball around. As the party progressed some rather amusing dancing was seen by Ashley. I've got some video on my phone, when my computers not being a bitch I'll make sure I post it up. Also some more private stuff happened... yeah that's the way to put it. Let's just say that the people who know are pretty much the only one's who need to know, and it's safe to say it wasn't anything bad. Anyways got a lift around 1 I think.. Sorry I don't have a more detailed account, only my memory's blurry.

Sunday, I woke up at 7:30! Arghhh. Bit of a hang over, well quite a bad one anyways. Didn't feel like eating, drinking or breathing for that matter. Spent most of the morning pestering people for rememdies... Actually thinking about it, I may have beena bit drunk still. Either way, I ending up drinking a bit of water and took the dog out for a walk and a run round the park. Fresh air deffinitly did me some good.

In the evening I met up with some pals to watch the world cup final. Like I've said I lost... but that doesn't matter because THIS happened.
Oh yes, what a headbutt... And what a way to finish a career for old Zidane. After the match, and after the pizza (yes I had MORE pizza) we went round the park for a bit, after Louis getting worried about us making too much noise in his garden (I think anyways). However I really did not feel like playing, so spent the rest of the night chatting to Claire. It's nice to meet new people now and again, and I did that quite a lot this weekend. Anyways spent most of the time listening to music with her, while watching the others play football. I think one thing that helped them is they had drank a fair bit more than me. I was on a limit of one drink as I couldn't relive the night before... My belly just wouldn't take it.

And that's about it, gonna head around D's house for about 12 today, just to chill. Play some pes / fifa, just have a laugh in general. Gonna be back for around 4, then I really MUST get started on this damn course, I keep putting it off, but I will do it today.

This week aint too busy. As I think I've said, seeing the comedy genius Jimmy Carr on Saturday evening, and hopefully Lord of the rings will arrive a day early on Thursday. Fingers crossed.

Wow this was a long post for me, thanks for reading. Nice to keep an account of the good times, can look back and laugh in a few years time. Kinda surprised I kept this one up actually, usually I give up by now. Anywho, I'm off.. need some grub!

Laters ya'll

Woo new forum sig

2006-07-08T12:43:00.000Z

After being bored crapless, I've decided to make a new forum sig, and I finally found out what was wrong with livecard.net when trying to do custom cards!

It would appear they were too big. Anyways here's my new sig:

It's nice to be able to put all the crap that's happened in the last week behind me. I'm now banned from the fragdoll forum, which is probally for the best. I'll move on and find a new community. One where you can speak your mind freely.

About the previous happenings. I realise that I may have taken things too far by putting names etc... I've had a while to think about it and I'm sorry to the people who I've upset. I've realised it's no one inperticular on that forum that annoys me, however A combination of everything. So I'm sorry for upsetting people.

Now like I said, it's time too move on! WOO!

On other news, got Gary's and Ashley's party to go to tonight, should be a laugh. Better than sitting around doing nothing anyways. Meeting up with D before hand aswell, get some food, maybe have a few games of Fifa. Should be good.

I have a job, well I havn't started yet however I deffinitly have the job. 6 months contract... contract *gulp*. Don't start until September however, so I have to be careful with my cash :( Means no more buying games (after Battle for Middle Earth anyways).

Right I'm gonna leave you with a video, which I havn't done for a while. It's David Hasslehoff (yes the name's probaly spelt wrong, along with everything else in this blog), and I personally think it's funny as hell. Watch it to the end :). Thanks to Chris (Hixx) for showing me this...

My Convo with Flare

2006-07-06T22:30:00.000Z

Now I sitting at my PC this evening when Flare, a moderator from the FDUK forum added me on MSN.. I don't know how he got my MSN contact, and I'll be checking that with the some people. However the conversation makes for some interesting reading... It would seem him moderating the forum isn't enough for old flare, he always wants to try and moderate my blog.

(Only have some of the convo, I unfortunatly closed the convo in rage before I got the whole lot)

Dan (Flare) says:
You and I need a word

The original Mr Paul James (aka PJ) - mrpauljames.blogspot..com - 18 FTW! says:
Do we?

Dan (Flare) says:
Yes
Do you reall think you can blog about me like that?
for your info, Kitt and I got together way after i got made a mod

The original Mr Paul James (aka PJ) - mrpauljames.blogspot..com - 18 FTW! says:
I can do whatever the hell I like

Dan (Flare) says:
And so can I

The original Mr Paul James (aka PJ) - mrpauljames.blogspot..com - 18 FTW! says:
It's my blog, freedom of speech

Dan (Flare) says:
It's not your place to talk about Kitt and I

The original Mr Paul James (aka PJ) - mrpauljames.blogspot..com - 18 FTW! says:
I can do what I like, it's MY blog

Dan (Flare) says:
yes
it is

After that I pretty much said Bye Flare and blocked him. Flare I know you're probally reading this so here's a message; WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Laters ya'll

What's wrong with the Frag Doll Forum

2006-07-05T23:03:00.000Z

Right after alot of hassle with the Frag Doll Forum, I thought I'd blog about it. I've posted various attempts on the forum, however any speaking your mind on there results in suspension.

Well I'd say it all started once Flare became a moderator, oh yes, I WILL be mentioning names. Now Flare becoming a moderator was a bit random, until it was pieced together he's going out with Kitt... What a coincidence. But if one member of an outside clan moderating isn't bad enough, they dicide to get Simes in aswell. Even though he hardly ever posts, one weekend with Flare and Kitt and wow, he's a moderator. Another one of those coincidences I guess.

So we got a clan overrunning the Frag dolls forum, the FLUK. not one but TWO FLUK moderators, and the Frag dolls, who hardly ever post anyways.

Since around this time there have been various problems, but the most recent and personal one I will recall. There was a topic started by (and I will keep his name quiet, cause he's technically nothing to do with this) MR X, stating an idea to do a video sitcom like Red vs Blue with the sims. After stating that it had already been done, he showers me with insults. However after a few messages, Jam decides to suspend my account, and let jimmy off with a warning. Wow that seems right, NOT.

The fucking favouritism on that forum gets to be a fucking a joke, and know you have Flare with his head so far up his own arse, he's started to try and moderator Voodoo, a FUCKING FRAG DOLL! (The only one who aint a total bitch btw).

Grr feels better to get that off my chest, BTW if anyone wishes to complain, do so in the comment box, and much like the way the FDUK forum works, they shall be deleted quickly. That goes for any personal opinions, thoughts.. Infact no one say anything atall unless it's brown nosing. Yepp that's the way the FDUK forum works.

What a bunch of fuckers.

The Last Weekend!

2006-07-02T17:35:00.000Z

Well it's been a long weekend, but just plain awsome.

It all start Friday...*Flashback mode*

I got on a train to Gatwick Airport at 2pm, to meet Chris and Kareena who were arriving at 3 and Cait and Aiden before hand. I wondered around the shops, bought a new bag and relaxed for a while. First Chris and Kareena arrived, we waited around for a while (for Aiden and Cait) as they were stuck in traffic. Then the weekend began!

After a drive to Croydon they settled into their hotel and we grabbed a subway (Chris and Kareena's first ever) which was a nice meal. Then went out for some drinks... ermm I don't remember much, I drank alot (for me) anyways.

Saturday was paintballing, and what crazy madness fun it was! It was hot though, and I think by the last game, everyone was ready to leave. Once we got back it was time for footy, however the less said about that the better.

Guess that brings us to Sunday, today, we went shopping a bit in Croydon before everyone went home.

A crap account I know, but I'll advice though who are more interested to look at Chris and Kareena's blog, and Caits.

Got some pictures but I'll post them a bit laters.

ALL PEOPLE ON LIVE GET THIS!!!!

2006-06-28T18:46:00.000Z

This is just a quick shout out to ALL those I play on Live! with. Are you as bored of the games as me? Do you find your 360 just sitting there on the dashboard? Well then get this:

http://www.play.com/Games/Xbox/HP/3-/181553/Splinter_Cell_Chaos_Theory/Product.html

Chaos Theory only 6.99. For a limited time! Buy it and we can play :)

And the hunt begins

2006-06-26T22:01:00.000Z

Well all the exams are done, so now there's only one thing left to do... Find a job :|

Well that's the plan, I got a bunch of ideas. Starting with hunting around every place that the tram from elmers end stops at until the end of the line. Got my CV sorted (I hope) so now it's just a point of going to every shop I can find. Fortunatly Louis' offered to keep me company tommorrow, so that's something. It can get quite depressing going round all those shops with people say "no we havn't got any jobs" or "We'll put your CV on file" (Which by the way means, yes we'll take it, and throw it in the bin).

Anyways I'm aiming for a job at any electrical store, which means Dixons, PC World, Maplins, HMV, Virgin, Game and Gamestation. Anyone who knows me in the slightest knows which 2 of those stores I'd really like to work in. Anyways I'm just killing some time at the moment, seems to be going very slowly at the moment, probally because I'm so looking forward to the weekend.

Today I've not been up to a massive amount, went into school to try and talk to the headmaster about a job, but unfortunatly he OR his receptionist were not in. So that's the first place I got to check tommorrow before I do anything else. Got a letter through from Skillz Train telling me who my Tutors are, so I have to give them a ring tommorrow aswell, can finally get that course started :). Then after talking to Chris for a bit on MSN, went to play football.

That's about it I guess. Looking forward to the weekend like I said, also looking forward to Chromehounds, Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth 2 and (if the demo's any good) Prey. All comming out early July, so that should freashen up the xbox live experience a bit aswell =D.

Right this post is longer than I first intended so I'll call it a night. Laters ya'll and thanks for reading.

CUMMON THE PAINTBALLIN!

2006-06-22T19:57:00.000Z

Right well finished my last exam today, and I'm bored.

So I'm blogging as something to do. It'll only be a quick one but what the hey.

Subject: Paintballing =D

Woo in just over 1 week I'll be meeting Chris, Kareena, Cait and Aiden again. Can't wait, it's gonna be feckin awsome. They'll be arriving on the Friday, going to meet Chris and Kareena at Gatwick and then meet Cait and Aiden in Croydon with Chris and Kareena. Sorry to keep repeating names, but otherwise you won't be able to keep track. Anyways after some drinking we'll all be getting on train for PAINTBALLING! Woo I love paintballing, been a long time since I've last been, nothing quite like it for an adrenaline rush. Amazing. After that, I dunno. Croydon / Bromley's our oyster, or someting like that.

Really can't wait to meet up again, last time in Bath was great fun and I hope to relive some great times :)

Right now my headache's comming back a bit so I'm gonna call it quits there. Got to get some rest as I'm going to Louis tommorrow to help sort out his wireless, so gotta keep me head about me.

Oh and my 360's back! YAYYY!

Only 1 exam left

2006-06-20T21:02:00.000Z

Well I just finished watching the England match, well the end of the England match, was watching a documntary type program about the alien autoposy film before hand. I know *gasp horror*. But as most of you who know me, will know I'm not massively into football anyways.

News.. Ermm well as the title suggests I only have 1 exam left, thats business on Thursday. Looking forward to going to the pub afters (I think) with Glover and getting my free beer, and the one of Kevin.. Ha doubt that'll happen.

DS Lite WILL be arriving tommorrow, I'm determined for it to be. So that's good, was going to go down to Ikea to get 6 chairs for 6p but England drew :/

So what am I doing right now I hear you say? I'm watching Eraser, while enjoying a nice glass of Fosters. Last can stolen out of the fridge from my sister's boyfriend. Ah well sure he won't even notice.

Right anyways going to finish watching the film, thought I'd just give you all a wee update to my life. Laters ya'll

R.I.P 360

2006-06-16T20:16:00.000Z

Well we had some good times, the first achievement I ever gained, which was on Kameo.. Shitting myself playing through Condemned. Good times...

But alas all good things must come to an end, and it's saddens me to say my XBOX 360 has died. That's right, after much suffering it finally died from the 3 red lights syndrome that has been affecting so many XBOX 360s.

Now while I can't take a picture, due to my PC being in the awkward position it's in (read last blog) I can't get you a picture of my now dearly departed 360, however here is one of it's brothers, sadly who died from the same problem.

Now after a long phone call to Microsoft, it seems the next action to take is to send the XBOX 360 of for it's final resting place, and a new 360 will be returned. Now while I'll never forget my first system, I shall thinking of my second as not a replacement but an addition.

On another note, the other new addition to the family should be arriving tommorrow, a new baby DS Lite. With a nice new copy of New Super Mario Brothers. Looking forward to that.

Now I'm going to resume watching Naked Gun 3 inorder to try and take my mind of the pain, thank you all for listening.. It means alot to me.

Oh and to all those people on my Live friends list, I will miss you all in the 2 to 3 weeks I can expect to wait for the 360. Take care and enjoy yourselfs, and remember, don't take your XBOX 360s for granted.

New room...

2006-06-14T12:14:00.000Z

Well kind of, since my parents decided they want to sell the house, they've decided to go around changing a few things, that should be done anyways, to make it more appealing to the people looking around.

Well my room being the smallest, they decided to change it quite radically. Now I know I've complained about a small room, but what I didn't want is for half the stuff I own to be shoved in a closet so I can't use it, just to make it look bigger. ALL my furniture has been replaced, apart from the bed. Yes it still looks like a prison :/

So now instead of a 21" CRT I have a 19" LCD HD TV, which is better I guess. But now I have no stereo, sound system, VCR, or a desk. I'm writing on this on top of the sets of drawers my parents bought to replace EVERYTHING else.

It's only temporary, but I miss the old setup :(

In other news I'm now on a course for what I hope will be my future career, in computer maintenance. I work at my own pace, and it looks pretty good. The person who came round to show the course, and basically sell it, said I should be getting offers within around 6 months of the course. Guess we'll see how true that is lol.

I got an exam tommorrow, business, which I really can wait for... Then a crap load after. Ah well on the bright side of things, all of them will be finished by the end of the next week, then I got to find a job O_o

Just bought a DS lite aswell, with the new mario game. Which is great, I've been after one, but hatte waiting for release dates, I hope it's being sent today. *Hint Hint Tom*.

That's about it really, havn't been up to much else. Got the paintballing to look forward to, which is now booked up. And Louis' been saying about a trip to Thorpe Park, but I'll have to check the funds... Should be ok.

Right now I gotta get back to some revision.

P.S The video blog is on hold until we get the new house, seeing as I can't get to the back of my computer without destroying my room now :(

The post as an 18 year old

2006-06-09T17:29:00.000Z

Lots of events have come and gone over the last week... I'll do my best right now to mention them all here.

Well I'll start on Tuesday.. My birthday :D. That's right, as the title of this post suggests, I'm now 18. Which means I can do alot more things legally, oh the fun to be had. So for the Tuesday, started of on live, that's right, I have to stay up past midnight don't I! lol. Anyways was playing a game of Uno, everyone wished me a happy birthday over live, which was nice (and different) along with Vix singing happy birthday lol. After that had another quick game of Uno with Vulpine, Vix and Equinox for an hour or so, but couldn't stay up too late, had to get up in the morning. Unsually for me I went out. To be more precise I went to London with Louis. Didn't do a massive amount to be honnest, started by doing a bit of shopping, where I spent the first of my Birthday cash on a new MP3 player, and money well spent aswell. Then we went on to some lunch at TGI Fridays, after which we went for a wonder around the Tate Modern, mainly taking the piss out of the dodgey paintings. Our final thing in London was a trip to the pub, well I got to buy my first legal pint havn't I? So I walk in ask for a pint of fosters and stella.. I was amazed, he didn't ID me or anythings. Meh anyways we finished off and came home.

Spent the evening at Pizza Express with Louis and D, where we ran in Doug. Had a nice meal and a laugh. All in all, was a bloomin good day.

Wensday.. A quiet day to be honnest, chilled at home, resting off all the exercise from the exercise. However in the evening I went out with family for a nice meal, stuffed myself a bit but was good. Was surprised when we got to the table though and there were ballons and a banner.. Well lets say embarised rather than surprised. Although that wasn't as bad as the waitress comming out with a cake O_o

Thurday was spent mainly fixing my dad's pc. Major errors etc, but I won't bore you with the details. It's all fixed now :)

Today I spent in Purley way, went bowling with Louis and Dareus. Good times were had, and surprisingly I won one of the two games, woohoo! After bowling we went for some food, can't remember the name of the place, but it was nice. Then we moved to Asda, to buy stuff for tommorrow, Louis BBQ football party thing. Should be good.

So that's my week, not too bad. Probally should have done some revision, but what the hell. Still need to book the paintballing for Chris, Kareena, Cait and Aiden, which I'll hopefully do Monday.

I want to move onto a bit of a rant now. Well a negative rant. The Frag Doll UK forums... what the FUCK has happened to it? I mean I joined around Christmas, and it was nice, there were some nice people, and it was good place to talk about everything. But then it slowly went down hill...

First, and I guess it was like this from the start, but not so bad, you can't make a point without ANYONE arguing with you. I mean you say anything someone doesn't agree with and it's like you called them a wanker.

And then there's people who decide that EVERY post needs to be a fucking essay, I mean it's a fucking forum. You want to write an essay, get a website ffs. I don't want to have to read a fucking page long post just so I can carry on a fucking conversation on a topic.

And one thing that really pisses me off, and this is aimed at anyone specifically in the clan, but the FLUK just seem to monoplise everything on there. I mean they need to get their own forum, seriously it gets to be a joke. TWO members are fecking moderators, no one else is apart from the staff. I mean it gets to be a joke...

I know what you're thinking, why not change forums? Well there are still some people on there that I like talking to, and it's nice to see what's going on in the world. However it's just fucking stupid how it's gotten soo crap.

Oh and just to make this clear I'm NOT the only who thinks this.

Right that's my rant over. A longer post than normal, and I'm fully expecting someone to point out all my spelling errors, but I don't care. As long as they can read it that's all that matters.

PJ Signing off.

2006-05-31T19:32:00.000Z

I want to point out that me saying that about my Live Friends means nothing about how I feel about my local friends. You lot know that you're all great people, and I'm glad to have you in my life, however you do get to SEE me more than my live friends, and I do (gonna sound a bit gay but what the hell) love you guys too.

I can't come out much at the moment due to a lack of cash, however give us till me 18th then we'll go mental. Not only that but my parents won't let me out late atall during the exams. But I promise, come my 18th, we'll all go out. Drinks on me :)

Another one of those I love you lot posts...

2006-05-31T16:10:00.000Z

There's been alot going on lately, especially in the area of xbox live. There's been some bad and good stuff going on, and I just wana take a quick time out to mention all those people I play with.

I've been playing with a specific "Group" for quite a while a now, well pretty much since I got my 360. Hixx, Halfp1nt, Vixen VV, Shockz and NightBirdFlying.

I just want to say that I love all you guys to bits, and I've found it surprising (to say the least) how strong a bond you can make with people you can play online with, and so quickly aswell. I always look forward to playing with you guys and it's great to have some friends who are as serious about gaming as I am.

Especially want to say thanks to Hixx and Halfp1nt, they've been there for me, listening when I've been feeling down. I put an emmense amount of trust in these two people, and I'm so happy that that they havn't let me down. They've listened to me go on for ages about my crappy problems, my feelings etc. And well I don't know what I'd do with out the both of them.

However to ALL you guys, I love playing with you all, and thanks to everyone for putting up with me, I know I'm a right pain sometimes. You're all good friends to me, and I hope this will be the case for a long time to come. Each of you have your own little perks, and yes you all have your bad sides aswell. But the ratio is massively towards the perks ;). w00t for xbox live! is all I have to say :)

We sorted a date for the paintballing, the weekend of 1st July. It's going to be more private than I first thought, due to bookings, and I'm paying upfront for all the bookings aswell (not a problem, I just have a limited amount of cash). Basically if I don't ask you about it, please don't assume you're comming, I know quite a few people read this, and I don't want people to be dissapointed.

Tommorrow I shall try and get a video blog sorted, so something to look forward to.

That's about all I have to say, cheers for listening and I'll catch all you guys laters.

P.S. Sorry for making it sound soo mushy lol.

Quite a lot has happened...

2006-05-28T12:11:00.000Z

Since my last post. Looking back on it, that weekend seems like it was soo long ago. Such a good time was had by all (I hope) and with a bit of luck and some organising by me, the paintballing should also be a massive hit! I know I said I'd write up an account of what happened etc, but all the other people who went have done a much better job on their blogs, so check Vix's Blog for what are proball the best versions. You might have to scrool down a bit though, unlike me she feels the need to blog EVERY day :|

Anyways news... well I have no more school, ever. Weird. Just have to go in for exams etc from the 5th of June, to the 22nd on June. So that's not too bad, apart from the 20th where I have 6 straight hours of exams o_O. After that I guess I got to find some work, infact I should really start looking now, ahwell I need a break anyways.

Got a few new games the other day, Call of Duty 2 and Rockstar presents table tennis. Both amazingly good games, with Table Tennis especially taking me by surprise. Alot of fun, although can be fustrating at times.

There should be a new dashboard update comming out VERY soon, which will have alot of cool new features, which to be honnest probally should have been included in the launch version. Ahwell atleast they're fixing it.

Was ment to be going to dougs BBQ party today, however I can't remember his address :|. I think I'll have some dinner then try and get a hold of him, and pop round for a few drinks. Should be a laugh.

The next week will be filled with pretty much non-stop gaming. So everyone I usually play with online, get online nice and early, more games the better.

That's about it really, not much else to say. Well quite alot else has happened in my head, which are developments I'm pleased about, but I don't really want to share them. They're just for me :) Lets just say I think (Hope) I've improved myself.

Hope everyone else is doing well, and I'll catch you all later.

Pictures!

2006-05-22T19:30:00.000Z

I'll just spam up all me pictures on here... sorry they're all massive but I can't be bothered to sort em all out size wise.

Sorry about all the red eyes, the camera should have got rid of em :/. I would fix them on PC but there's just soo many O_o

WHAT AN AWSOME WEEKEND!

2006-05-21T21:58:00.000Z

Had possibly the greatest weekend ever. But I'm too tired at the moment to explain it all, blame 3 hours sleep and getting up at 5am. Anyways all shall be revealed tommorrow, with pictures and everything.

Just typing this as I'm a bit bored at the moment, as I had to come back early from the trip where as everyone is stayed over :( Stupid college.

Just to let everyone who was at Alton towers really sorry I didn't say goodbye properly, that just sucks ass...

Right now I gotta pack my 360 up and SLEEP! (In a bed I might add, with a duvet cover and everything!)

Laters ya'll..

(If you want a more detailed version RIGHT NOW, go check Vix's blog, she's written up some nice accounts of what's happened so far)

Scooby Success!

2006-05-16T22:55:00.001Z

I'm not gonna spend ages doing a massive match report etc, not yet anyways. Important thing is that we won, as Hixx has pointed out lol.

Well played to the FLUK, was a good all round close match, and was FUN :D Makes a change lol.

Anyways a rematch I'm sure will happen soon.

*Sorry about the late update, just couldn't be assed*

FLUK Vs Scoobies

2006-05-15T17:57:00.000Z

Tonight is the night of rekoning.. Tonight is THE match to end all matches, no I'm not talking about football, rugby or cricket. In fact it aint even a sport per say, it's a game of Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter.

I will be playing with my great clan of friends, the Scoobies, and we SHALL reign victorious!

I will post some of the scoreboard screenshots, yes even if we loose... (Not Ruddy Likely)...

BRING ON THE GAME! HELL YEAH!

Just a quick big up to my team mates on the eventful evening, Corporal Hixx, Vixen VV, NightBirdFlying and Shockzz. Play cool guys, and we shall win :)

Counter Struck

2006-05-14T13:21:00.000Z

Something for all you counterstrike lovers out there. And I know there's loads!

That is all.

I've been thinking...

2006-05-11T22:36:00.000Z

Just realised I've got just over 2 weeks left of school before we break up for study leave and finally leave school forever. While some will be going onto Uni, I won't due to the type of work I want to get into not requiring it.

Just seems abit unreal... No more education.

Anyways managed to finish my computing coursework today, good job as I have to hand it in tommorrow, sadly havn't been able to pay much attention to my other subjects this week due to all the work in computing. But now things will change.

Everythings back to normal online now so I'm happy again :). Well as normal as it gets on live anyways.

As I've said before this week is E3, and although I havn't been posting much here's some of the more major news.

PS3

- The controller is basically the same as the PS2, but will contain a motion sensor for different forms of control. Controller is light weight and uses Bluetooth Connectivity.

- Console will have a live service similar to xbox live.

-Price will be $499 for the 20gb console, $599 for the 60gb.

- Still looks like a George Foreman grill *sniggers*

Nintendo Wii

- Will have a speaker in the controller for sound effects

- Nunchuck controller will also have motion sensors in for extra control.

- A more normal control will also be available.

- Promises to be cheapest Next gen console, offering more fun for less money.

Microsoft XBOX 360

- Will be releasing a wireless wheel, wireless connector for PC, Camera and wireless headset.

- Live anywhere will allow you to use your gamercard features on Windows Vista.

- Ability to modify models etc on PC and export them to play on XBOX 360

- HALO 3 :)

And that's about all I can be assed to write, tried not to be biased, although I let one or two things slip out lol.

Before I go, two things.

1. I'm really looking forward to my weekend away in Bristol / Bath next week. First time away from house without parents, and getting to meet all my Bestest Live buds, some for the first time, some for a second. I love all you guys and I know this weekedn is gonna kick ass! (I WANT TO KEEP MY EYEBROWS THOUGH!)

2. Here's a little treat, now I know there's a few Videos here, but I tried to keep the selection limited....

Halo 3

MGS4

Zelda Twilight Princess

I believe they're are the 3 most anticipated games on each console. Although I could be wrong, it's more opinion that anything else.

Right that is it. Signing off...

Let E3 Begin!

2006-05-08T21:03:00.000Z

Today was the first day for E3 stuff, well it still is over in American, but I'm having a little trouble keeping up already.

Although the actual Expo doesn't officially start until Tomorrow, maybe Wed not 100% sure, all the pre E3 stuff starts today. And I couldn't be happier, as Microsoft have ALREADY realeased alot of new trailers onto the market place, and a demo of Test Drive Unlimited! Which by the way is awsome =D

Tonight I'm hoping to stay up to watch the live stream of the Sony Pre E3 confrence, which starts at around 12. Might be able to a look see at the controller finally. And tomorrow there's the Nintendo conference followed by the Microsoft one. Whish I could be there, but fortunatly shouldn't miss too much, with the internet updates and Microsofts special E3 Content downloads I'm pretty much there anyways.

Should be some more content tomorrow aswell, such as a Lost Planet demo up for download. Still keeping my fingers crossed for a gears of war demo and Dead Rising Demo, but don't think it'll happen.

So it's all good!

Right enough of the news, now for some more personal stuff. I want to thank all of my best Live mates for being so forgiving with me recently. I cocked up in a massive fashion and thankfully they all forgave me, amazing how a relationship can build even when you havn't the met the other people.

Got the Bristol trip comming up in about 2 weeks, and it's going to be amazing. Can't wait to meet Hixx, Halfpint and Nightbird for the first time, and Vix and Shockz again.

I'm currently sitting here waiting for more news of E3 with a game of GRAW going on in the background and Queen blaring out of my speakers. I love this life, some people don't understand it, but I honnestly can't think of anything I'd rather be doing.

Right now I'm off, expect more updates as the week continues, I'll be posting when I get a chance.

I'll leave you with this screen shot from Test Drive Unlimited.. (Oh and this game mamkes me realise just how BADLY I need a HDTV :( )

My Apologies, Hope This Makes Up For It...

2006-05-01T18:34:00.000Z

I know I've missed my Video Blog, now unless I get time to record it during the week, It'll have to be done next Saturday.

Until then I hope this makes up for it a bit.

I'd like thank Chris (Hixx) for showing me this video for the first time :)

Does anyone here want a Wii?

2006-04-27T17:30:00.000Z

I wasn't really going to post anything today, I don't have much to comment on. Until now...

Nintendo have come out today revealing the real name for the Nintendo Revolution, which if you didn't know was just a code name.

The new Nintendo next gen console will be called Wii, or The Nintendo Wii. Oh and that's pronounced wee, just incase you didn't know.

I personally think it's great, you'll make people smile when you ask, "would you like a go of my wee?" or "up for some wee later?". Good job Nintendo :)

Akin, The True Story (Trailer)

2006-04-25T13:46:00.000Z

Just want to make it clear that Akin is infact in no way, shape or form a risk to the public. Thanks to Louis for providing the Video. This is just infact a chance for me to mess around and practice making videos with cuts, playing around with effects and text.

Akin if you want me to take it down, just say so :)

Scooby Success!

2006-04-25T13:36:00.000Z

"Winning isn't anything", says the losers.

Yes, the Scoobys won their first ever clan match today, some screenshots to show you the scores coming up. But first of all I want to say I'm extremely proud that all my team mates managed to pull it through. Although I wasn't playing, due to having some really weird dizzy spells, I knew that they would do it. So I want to congratulate the lot of them. You guys did me proud out there :)

Now for some screens to store for the history of the clan

So once again a MASSIVE well done to Hixx, Vix, Shockz, Nightbird and last, but not least, Jimmy.

Woo Happy mood :D

To all the people I play xbox live with...

2006-04-23T16:33:00.000Z

This is just a quickie, I just want to express my concern for all the people I play online with.

I know there have been a lot of problems on Live! lately, I think the battle of the dolls triggered off, but I'm not 100% sure. Certain people, including myself are feeling that there's a bit of a negative attitude, Shockz is definitely feeling it with that rather worrying message we all received earlier.

Now I think that all these serious games that we've been playing lately have been having an effect. Spawn camping, grenading and general bullshit seems to be a problem. Then Hixx, the genius that he is, reminded me off PDZ. That always used to be a right laugh. So I want all people who are in the scoobys to join me on PDZ later tonight, around 9 for some FUN gaming!

Right that's about it...

Wait! One more thing. EVERYONE CHEER UP! :D IT'S ONLY A GAME!!! :)

Right now that is it, chat to you laters!

Let's get TOOTHPASTING!

2006-04-22T16:50:00.000Z

Ricky, your life has been spared for wrecking my Condmened disc, thanks to some colgate.

I never knew about this, untill Rick mentioned it, and I'm amazed it actually worked...

If you have a scratched CD/DVD then just rub some toothpaste on it, for the inside out. Not in a circular motion or that will make it worse. Then wipe the toothpaste off with a damp cloth. And voila! It might be working again.

Saves buying a 40 quid cd repair kit

The New And Improved Scooby Forum

2006-04-21T15:11:00.000Z

Alrite just a quick post for all the people in the Scooby clan. I made a new forum due to some problems I was having accessing the last one.

I spent a while on it, and it looks pretty good, just missing posts :)

So go to http://scoobys.jconserv.net/index.php and get posting!

Hosting problems

2006-04-17T23:14:00.000Z

Yo guys, just a quick message before I go to bed. Vix and nightbird brought the fact that my video no longer works. After having a look, it appears I've used the alloted bandwidth, which means that the bandwidth was tiny, or my Video was really quite popular. I suspect the first one to be honnest.

Anyways I'll look to getting the video on you video tomorrow, hopefully shouldn't have any problems then :)

The internet - The Procrastinator's Ultimate tool

2006-04-17T09:53:00.000Z

I've come to realise what an evil influence the internet is over someone who has ANY work to do. I have put off my work due to the internet, constantly just re checking forums and websites...

Now I have to do about 7 pages of DT on the last day *gulp* MUST...DO...WORK :(

Welcome to the tag board

2006-04-16T00:07:00.000Z

Ok guys, everything seems to be happening on this blog today. Well I've added a tag-board. So everyone can leave their own little messages :)

However don't make me shut it down, like some certain people did last time. You know who you are!

Anyways enjoy!

1000 Views!

2006-04-15T21:15:00.000Z

Well it looks like my video blog pushed my view count! 1000 views, that's quite stunning, considering the fairly short life of the blog.

I'd like to thanks everyone for their positive remarks about the Video. I will look into sorting the codec out so that there's better lip sync. Just watched it myself and I'll admitt it's not very good.

Keep your eyes peeled for better future content though =D

Video Blog Numero Uno !!

2006-04-15T17:38:00.000Z

Ok guys, I've done it, the first Video blog. Now it's a little rough around the edges, I'm still working on improving things for the next one. It's around 20mb, and about 6 mins long, so it should stream on most broadband connections. Enjoy (well try anyways)

Downloadable version here.

Video Blog Trailer

2006-04-14T23:20:00.000Z

Ok well it's not exactly a trailer, but I've managed to get the opening sequence sorted for the videoblogs. Looks quite good, I hope you'll agree. This is also a chance for me to try the improved HTML embedding code :)

The video can also be found for download here. Not that you'd want to download this, as this is just another test. Lots of test at the moment lol.

The Nigerian friend of the American who can't speak very good English...

2006-04-14T10:27:00.000Z

Right, I'm PISSED!

As I posted before, I stuck my PSP on EBAY. I wanted a quick sale so I stuck a Buy It Now option on there, for £130 quid. Delivery to UK only.

Woke up this morning, someone's bought it. Thought "Great!".. Untill I read the E-mail I got from the winning bidder (Normally I wouldn't post the persons address, but considering the circumstances, I don't care)

"Hello,

I would like to pay for this item via postal order, you know my address is in United State but,and i want to give it to my friend as a brithday gift,so i will like to know if you can ship it to nigeria,i dont mind paying any amount for the shipping cost,pls if you can do this for me i'll be very grateful.if you accept kindly send your full name and address which am going to send the payment to and i will also like you to get back to me with the shipping cost via royal mail to Lagos Nigeria. Here's the shipping address.

Mr Opeyemi .M.
6 nathan street off ojuelegba road
sururlere lagos
23401
Nigeria

Regards,

Matt."

Now I'm no genious, but I can smell a scam from a mile away, so I stuck the "sururlere lagos" part of the address in Google.. And low and behold! People all over the place have been stung by similar situations.

So this blokes wasted my time and money, what a twat. Now I just have to decide wether to report him to ebay and let it die, or have some fun... A paper PSP maybe. Or maybe I should be going on a little trip to Nigera next week on an expidition?

Either way, if he thinks he's getting the goods, he's a much bigger moron that I would have thought anyone could be...

PSP ON EBAY

2006-04-13T20:13:00.000Z

Alrite guys, just a quick post.

I know there's a few random people that come onto this blog from time to time, so I might aswell stick this up. Grab some interest.

I put my PSP on ebay just a little while ago, it's a great bit of kit, I just don't play on it anymore due to my 360 hogging my life.

If you're interested you can find it here :

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8276866293&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

The Missed Video

2006-04-07T11:10:00.000Z

OK My computer's pretty much sorted back now.. just got to install a few more things.

So here's the video that I missed yesterday, because I didn't I have flash player installed. So with out further a do, here's Devvo :) (It's a bit long, but bare with it, it's worth it)

I have plans, once I get my camera sorted out to do a Video Blog cast type thing. That's if I can find a decent free host for the videos.

One more thing before I go, I have a little rant. It's about my PSP, now I want to sell it, because I never play on the damn thing anymore, it's just sitting there gathering dust. So I check every place I know of that will trade it in, no one will do it! Why? Because it's from Japan...

Feckin racists ¬_¬

Anyways laters ya'll!

VIRUS!!

2006-04-06T12:51:00.000Z

Just a quick update to let you guys know what is going on. I've been having alot of problems with virus', trojans, spyware, adware etc. I'm afraid I've been driven to do a complete reformatt.

Now I'd like to send a message to all those people who write this crap to infect computers. You are all bastards, who will burn in hell. That's about it.

Anyways waiting for my dad to get back from work, as he has the office key, which holds all the blank CDs. Which I need to write the damn reformatting stuff to.

Thinking very seriously about selling my PSP, really want some of the new 360 games comming out soon, but I have no money. By selling my PSP and the game I have, should be able to get atleast 2 360 games...

Anyways I got to do some work, lots of stuff I need to finish. Talk to ya'll laters.

*Special message* COME ON THE SCOOBIES !!!

Oh and here's a quick video to keep you occupied while I'm sorting my PC out. I plan to sort my webcam out though, and do proper little video blogs :D Maybe even some podcasts aswell so all should be good.

Anyways here's the video...

(Wait jsut realised, I've reverted to the other operating system on my PC... which means I don't have all the players and stuff installed. So for the mean time you'll have to find a way of entertaining yourself)

Peace out

The Music Quiz

2006-04-05T21:47:00.000Z

Okay..

Most people with blogs have been doing this Music Quiz thingy, so I thought to hell with it.

I don't have an Ipod, or any MP3 player to be precise, however my PC should do the trick...

IPOD MUSIC QUIZ THINGY

How does the world see you?
Foo Fighters - DOA

Will I have a happy life?
Muse - Micro Cuts

What do my friends really think of me?
Queen - I want to break free

Do people secretly lust after me?
Linkin park - Easier to run

How can I make myself happy?
Franz Ferdinand - Well that was easy

What should I do with my life?
Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda

Will I ever have children?
Supertramp - Bloody well right

What is some good advice for me?
Franz Ferdinand - cheating on you

How will I be remembered?
Green Day - Extraordinary girl

What is my signature song?
Daft Punk - The prime time of your life

What do I think my current theme song is?
Auto Pilot off - Make a sound

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Razorlight - Vice

What song will play at my funeral?
Bill Bailey - Sirens

What type of men/women do I like?
Kasabian - L.S.F

What is my day going to be like?
Elbow - Forget myself

This all makes sweet feck all sense to me... all though some of the answers do seem a bit fightening..

Anyways back to the XBOX live action, lets see if that demo's finally finished

Just my luck

2006-04-03T18:51:00.000Z

Well it's the Easter holidays... Yay, right?

Nope, well not yet anyways. Woke up this morning with a bad sore throat, which means only one thing... A cold is starting up. Sure enough as the day's gone on I've been feeling worse and worse, right now I feel pretty damn bad.

And as if that wasn't enough for the first proper day of Easter holidays, I had to go into school, which means that my easter holidays hasn't actually started atall. DT coursework was the reason, fortunatly I managed to finish all my practical work, so I don't have to go in tomorrow.

Looking forward to a bit on Live action tonight, hopefully people (Ahem Vix) will stop shooting me in the back even though I'm on their team. Not much fun. Might try and finish off King Kong for the 500 extra gamer score points aswell, which as you can see is progressing nicely.

Now I know I havn't put a video on my blog for a while, reason being that I havn't been able to find anything worth putting up... Until now :)

So here we go...

That's right, possible one of the best ads on TV! :)

Meh

2006-03-21T22:50:00.000Z

Have any of you ever felt like your just an insicnificant spot, never noticed by people and noone would even give a crap a crap if you were gone?

I don't know why but I just feel like no one cares less about even knowing me at the moment, probally because they don't. Is it too much to ask for to just be recognised once in a while, instead of just being ignored and blanked by people you think are your friends?

I just feel like shit to be honnest, not ill, like I'm just treated like a piece of it. Arghh I dunno, just wish people would treat me decently more often.

For christ sake I don't even know why I feel like this, just had a good game on live... Ohh fuck it

*Sighs..*

Ah well just felt I needed to say that, not that anyone cares. I'm off to bed hopefully I'll feel better in the AM

And the 1000 gamerpoints go to...

2006-03-20T23:14:00.000Z

Just this minute unlocked the last achivement in Fight Night Round 3. That's 1000 lovely gamerpoints added to my gamercard. Problem is now I'm got nout else to do in the game :(

Ah well onto unlocking points on Ghost Recon I think. ONWARDS!!!

What a day...

2006-03-19T13:03:00.000Z

OK, I haven't updated the old blog in a while, and I was starting to feel guilty, so here's a little update.

Yesterday I went down to London for a nice day of gaming, it was a UBISOFT/FragDoll event in a game store, playing GRAW. All good then :)

I got nice and early and got to Dareus' house, and then on to Louis. From where we got the train to Charring Cross. From there a tube to Oxford Circus. I arrived, and after asking someone which way to the game store I reached my destination.

First person I recognised straight away was Voodoo and Jam. I havn't played online so much with Jam so I first went to say hello to Voodoo. Shes a great person and really nice :) (Sorry I'm tired still and only have a limited vocab at the moment). After playing for a few hours Vix decided to show up...

It was great to finally meet her, after playing with her (as Vix said "Oooo Baby!")for months on Live I finally got to play her in the flesh. Another of the nicest people I think I've probally ever met.

Met some other people out as well, such as Aiden (Vix's BF) and various other people from the FDUK forums and people I've played online.

After another game, me, Voodoo, Vix, Aiden and ShoCKZ aiM went to go get some lunch. Had a nice big sandwich with chicked and bacon and cheese. Nice it was too. Then it was back to the Game store to play in a few tournaments.

After getting annoyed and wound up I finally won what was on offer (after several tournaments), a new faceplate for my 360. Much better than the boring white one I had before aswell.

Then event at the Game store finsihed around 5:30, so we all went of the to pup. Had a great time talking about video games and crap like that. Something I don't normally get to do.

Ended up leavin around 7/8, found my way home, and even took the initiative to take a different train (which is hard for me, don't really know public transport all that well).

Overall it was a great day, and I don't think I could have had a better Saturday.

Tonght I'm off to play football, and completly exhaust myself. But hey it's all good fun.

Oh before I forget here's some pictures from Saturday. Only a 2 at the moment, but hopefully Vix will forward me some from her camera.

Here we have the lovely Vixen and Voodoo

And here the lovely Jam, Vixen and Voodoo.

Rights that's all for now when I get more pictures they shall be posted.

Vix uploaded a few more pictures, hope she doesn't mind if I steal them.

This one I was trying to get out of the way for the picture, but ended up getting caught anyways. It's a good example for a comparison of Beauty and Ugly. On the Left Beauty (x2) and on the right ugly...

Anyways guys we gotta do that again sometime.

Spore

2006-03-06T18:43:00.000Z

Around about a year ago, a game called Spore was announced. Very little was shown, however the information in articles told you about how you had complete control of a creature from the start of it's evolutionary life onwards.

Previously no video has been found, but thanks to the people at the Frag Doll forums, there's this:

Enjoy wathing, I know the graphics are a bit pants, but this is purely just to show the IDEA of the game.

Ghost Recon

2006-03-01T19:43:00.000Z

w00t!

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter is out NEXT WEEK! That's right people, one of the biggest next gen games this month, is out next week.

I've just pre ordered mine, so I should recieve it on Thursday week, always get early from gameplay.co.uk. Can't wait to start pwning some of you guys on live.

On another note there's some news in the video game world. It would appear that the Playstation 3, is now being officially held back, even though everyone knew it would anyway. So doesn't look like we'll be seeing it the UK untill 2007 now.

Microsoft are going to show off a new hand held device called Origami tomorrow, but some video has already been revealed, though it is a year old so many people believe that the device will have changed ALOT. Personally I hope so, it's hugh in the video. I can't be bothered to sort a link out at the moment, but I will later.

Keeping the Video theme going, that's right this is now a video blog I've decided, here's one of the craziest gamers ever FPS Doug. And unfortunatly he reminds me of myself at times :|

That's about it for now, I'm just constantly checking the XBOX Live market place for demos of Ghost Recon and 99 Nights to be released. Should be soon hopefully. Any news on that and I'll let you lot know.

Now I'm off to do some of the 300 questions Glover has set us for business, due in Friday :|

The Remix

2006-02-16T11:11:00.000Z

Can't be bothered to do a long ass post today, so I'll just leave you this video to keep you all entertained in the mean time.

As Promised here is the one and only Cillit Bang! Remix. Oooo ain't you guys lucky!

ENJOY!

So Tired...

2006-02-11T13:30:00.000Z

... But atleast it's half term, a chance to rest, relax and do atleast 6 hours of revision a day, acording to Glover anyway.

It's been a while since my last update, so I though "stuff I'll write something". I'm not really sure what to write about at the moment, but I'm sure it'll come to me as I'm writing.

First thing first, I want to do a bit of bitching. About a man call Jack Thompson. Now I'm sure that alot of you don't know who he is, so let me catch you up. Jack Thompson is a Miami, Florida-based attorney at law often cited in the media for his views on the effects of obscenity and violence in popular media. Now considering I'm a gamer, I think you can probally tell what's comming.

He's continually moaning about how everyone who plays video games WILL commit muder and rape etc. Often refering to games a "sex simulators" and "murder simulators" he is fairly well known among the gaming community.

Various attempts have been made by this man to ban video games, which have all been unsuccessful, unsurprisingly he doesn't seem to want to give up. Anyways I few recent happenings with him have really pissed me off.

First of, a young man on the Metalgearsolid.org forums commited suicide, due to various reasons such as finances and social problems. He post on these forums that he was going to kill himself, and after ALOT of people trying to talk him out of it, he ended his life by taking Pain killers with anti freeze.

Of course, with this being posted on a game forum, Jack Thompson couldn't resist sending in the following letter:

"Your "gamer friend" will find peace through the Lord, Jesus Christ, but sadly it's too late for that.

There is a void in every heart. You can fill it up with the things of God, or the things not of God. This unfortunate soul chose to fill it up with combat games. The playing of these video games is masturbatory activity, meaning senseless self-stimulation. If you gamers could use a dictionary you would know that that term is not necessarily a sexual one.

The real tragedy here extends beyond the life and death of this one fellow. There are literally millions of young people and young adults whose despair is deepend by turning to the things of this world and then finding them meaningless.

All of you gamers need to put down the controllers and get a life. The utter inanity of the vast majority of postings here shows how vapid "gaming" really is.

You are one of the cheerleaders for this wasting of time and the wasting of lives. Do you feel any remorse for having contributed to this "culture of death?" Of course not. Hey, let's all play MORE games, and ignore all the really productive things to do with our lives.

Let's pretend to be shocked that a gamer might descend into deeper depression, as his gamer "buds," knowing he was killing himself, couldn't figure out how to call 911 themselves for him. That would have involved leaving their computers I guess.

Sad. Sad for all of you.

This was ofcourse posted onto the forum for all the gamers to view and mock. However some did actually come up with a very good point, I'll let you read it for yourself.

"Once again, Mr. Thompson, you've proven that your ignorance knows no bounds. We're not going to participate in this war you wish to wage against us -- we're bigger than that. We're bigger than you.

This is a case where our tragedy is greater than the sum of our transgressions. The fact that you want to exploit the loss that both we and his family have suffered to forward your own selfish, religiously driven ambitions speaks volumes about the integrity (or lack, thereof) of your character, and it only serves to strengthen our resolve.

You can continue to try and discredit us and insult us, though no true man of God would do such a thing. We pity you and your ignorance, and only hope that someday you can come to terms with and mature away from your biggotry. As Metal Gear Solid fans, we have learned to believe in the best of individuals. We've learned to show charity. We've become better people, and through the loss of our friend, we've become a closer-knit community.

We forgive you, Jack, and we hope that God will do the same for you."

And this reason, and many other, Jack Thompson is my...

MORON OF THE MONTH.

Anyways on another note, there are a few good games that I think need to be mentioned, which will soon be released, heres just a glimpse of one that I WILL be getting.

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warrior

Now most people know what the Ghost Recon games are, so I think I'll just put some pretty screen shots here.

Glover has gone TOO FAR!!

2006-02-02T19:22:00.000Z

As you can probally tell I'm a little peeved at Mr.Glover at the moment, he has set us too much work!

I have to do around 70 questions for tomorrow, SEVENTY! That's the main reason why this post will be short.

I've managed to get my ugly mug on GamerTagPics, just go there and search for Mr Paul James. Cheers for showing me that one CyberVixen.

I know I said I'd post a review of Dead or Alive 4, and it will come, but not yet. As you know I've got too much work to do to be fannying about with a review.

As an ending note I'd like to introduct all you non-gamers, and a few gamers who don't know about it to Red vs Blue. Red vs Blue is a series of internet movies made using the Halo and Halo 2 games, some great funny stuff on there and well worth a look. They only have some of the later movies on their website, but if you go to google video search you shouldn't any problem finding more earlier ones. There's around 70 episodes so that should keep you all going.

Right now I got to get on with doing some of them Business Studies questions.. By the way cheers to Louis for his "help".

Laters y'all

Burntfaceman

2006-01-30T16:43:00.000Z

Yo guys, not much news to talk about, so I thought I'd treat you some more. Aren't you lucky?

Well I know most people have seen this, and most will agree it's one of the best flash animations on the net, so enjoy and don't forget to laugh your ass off:

BurntFaceMan

Watch them all! All better than the last, apart from the last one for some reason.

I also have to show you Guild Wars the MUSICAL! A big thanks to Kitt from the frag dolls for this:

Guild Wars the Musical

In other news, I've now had Dead Or Alive 4 for 4 days now, and I gotta say it's a pretty good game, I shall be using it in my first attempt of a review, so you can all laugh at my atrocious spelling and grammar.

Until then, laters ya'll

The Halo Sleeper

2006-01-28T15:54:00.000Z

Greetings guys and gals,

Once again I have a special treat for you all today, a rather amusing video...

Im going to try and imbed the video onto the blogger site, I have no idea if it will work, but I guess its worth a try. If not I'll place a direct link.

Enjoy (just push the play button):

Edit:

I've just come accross this video aswell, a must see for any guild wars, or rpg fan for that matter. I remember to good times when a group of about 50 of us would do the same, funniest crap ever. Anyways here's the video

Dirty But Funny

2006-01-25T16:35:00.000Z

Today children, I have a treat for you all!

However first I'm going to tell you a little bit about my day, I know it'll make you suffer, which will make you enjoy my treat all the more. I awoke this morning with a pretty bad sinus headache, but I plowed on. After showering and getting dressed I was off, at an unusally early time, for I had to drop of the 360 at Dareus' house. After doing that I had a normal school day, to be honnest nothing specail happened, or nothing worth mentioning.

After school finished I went round to Dareus' house to continue playing the 360 untill I was picked up and taken home, which is pretty much where I am now. With a nice can of coke sitting next to me, even if I cant taste anything properly anymore..

Anyway, back to the treat, and I must warn you if you find yourself easily harased or do not like EXTREMLY MILD sexual content then look away. You see thanks to my pals on the OXM.co.uk forum I found the most wonderful site, no not a site full of naked people, but it is however a wee bit rude.

It is a site from a rather ingenious fellow, who goes onto adult chat rooms and, well lets say he just uses his imagination, in a funny way atleast.

Here's a small taster of what you can expect to find on this site:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

You think that was funny, just wait until you read the rest of them, oh yes that's right, there is more!

Go to this site, and laugh your self stupid. Enjoy

Deadly Sins Test

2006-01-23T18:09:00.000Z

Last post for the day, to be honnest I shouldn't be posting twice a day, it'll make the blog look messy, ah well.

This is, as many of you know the Seven Deadly Sins Test, which tests your sins on the answers of a series of questions. As you can see I'm quite evil...

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Very High
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	High

To be fair it sounds about right, but still.

On another note I'd just like to point out how moronic the exam boards are for setting exams at this time of year. 1. It's winter, more people have colds now more than anyother time of year... which I have at the moment, with an exam tomorrow I'm upset at myself for getting ill. 2. Exams straight after Christmas! WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD!! I mean honnestly, are we seriously ment to study during the one time of the year that we're suppossed to have fun and relax : /

Anyways enough of my bitching, I have to watch the rest of the simpsons and then revise.

One last thing, I'm going to add this little snippet at the end of each post, just to keep you all up to date I guess...

Watching: The Simpsons
Listening to: Stars of CCTV album
Thinking About: How ill I feel
Playing on XBOX 360: Project Gotham Racing 3
Playing on PC: Guild Wars

Chuck Norris

2006-01-23T16:34:00.000Z

I was browsing through the oxn.co.uk forums, which I must post a link to, when I came acrost a list rather ammusing "facts" about Chuck Norris. There's alot, but read them all, trust me it's worth it.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you
in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a
roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied,
"That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of
the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good
Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck
could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW
DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her
throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he
bellowed, "Don't f*** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he
realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone
within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with
his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all
three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing
for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high
school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the
referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child.
Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and
then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far
too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat
on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a
pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure
more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only
thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply
beat the living daylights out of everything thrown at him, and the
game forfeited.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".

Chuck Norris once at three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the
first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His
reasoning? It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris once shot German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that
Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact
tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He
came back a few minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and
when he threw it up a few seconds later, it was fully cooked and came
with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he
gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck
Norris."

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

Let the modifications begin!

2006-01-22T16:46:00.000Z

With a little help from The Chard I have managed to adjust the blog to my liking. Although it's still lacking in content, it shall improve over time. The side bar has been revamped a little with some blogs and links to other various sites.

I have also managed to add my XBOX live gamercard to the sidebar, which is nice.

I dont want to over do all the customisation like I have done previously, I will look into add ons, such as counters and other similar crap, but I think i'll try to keep the whole blog looking as clean as possible.

It's early days yet, but it's getting there. Anyways I'm gonna carry on working on the blog, just thought I'd give you all a quick update on whats going on.

On a quick note, I have invitations for MSN 8 to use, so if anyone wants to give the beta a try leave a quick word in the comments, or talk to me on MSN. My IE is a little screwed atm, and MSN wont let me use Firefox, but Ill send them when I can.

First Post

2006-01-21T22:16:00.000Z

Welcome, one and all, to my blog. Make yourselfs at home, and don't forget to wipe your feet.

No before I start the real blogging I want everyone to be aware that I am not the best speller in the world, also my grammer fails me from time to time. So any inconsiderate people who want to point this out, dont, I've just done it for you =D There will also be some who come into this people to "diss" me, to be perfectly honnest they can burn in hell, or they should atleast learn to grow up.

Now onto the blogging...

First of all, a quick intro. This blog will be full of all kind of stuff, from my personal thoughts, achivements, and news. Now I'm a serious gamer, as many people know, so it won't surprise anyone to see that most of the stuff written in here will be about games. Especially the news, with the new release of the XBOX 360 (of which I am the proud owner), and the upcoming releases of the PS3 and Nintendo Revolution.

Unlike alot of people, I'm not really into football, well watching it anyways. You might say I follow Crystal Palace, but to say I support them would probally be over kill. I know, I know "How can you not like football". Well its not that I don't like playing it, real or console, but I do find watching it a bit boring.

Something that should be noted is that my posts will probally be not as long as most other peoples, or this first post. I don't have a massive amount of time to waste, with college and my gaming, so I'll often post quick updates and other stuff when ever I feel like it.

My previous blog, which was on my clan website, will stop now. I'd like that thank FEXT and SM2 for hosting the blog, it was fun but this just gives me more options to expand.

I think I'll call it a day, on the blog for now. I don't really have much to say at the moment, but come back soon and you'll probally find some interesting, or boring stuff to read.